Remember back when “family time” meant treating everyone to a shake? Well, it can again when Broughton-Randolph Custom Weather shakes up the whole neighborhood with our new line of earthquakes! Experience this traditionally West Coast disaster as it tours Kansas and Oklahoma. Everyone will be talking for months about the gentle, but definitely noticeable tremors that rocked their Saturday morning. The kids will post about it on Facebook and their friends will leave so many comments. They might even make phone calls to check out the situation at home. They might come over for Sunday brunch, starring that delicious new egg casserole recipe with the jalapenos, and over coffee, they can view the special certificate we issue with every weather event. Don’t forget: in April, we have half-price deals on snow. A freak snowstorm might convince them to stay the night. Visit our website for pricing and to schedule your earthquake today! Offer valid in Kansas and Oklahoma only. Snow available only from October to April. BRCW cannot guarantee conversation with neighbors, presence of favorite children at brunch, or that children will not glance at a cloudy sky and leave early to “beat the weather home.” BRCW not liable for any physical or property damages should these events occur or not.
Aaron Heil lives with his wife in Kansas’s Flint Hills where he works in a library under the ground. He regularly contributes to The Game of Nerds. His writing has been accepted/published by Corvus Review, formercactus, Mad Scientist Journal, and others.
