I have a wedding ring made out of dinosaur bone, and on my wedding night it became a Triceratops and spoke

John

I come from a time before flowers

And you are borrowing your wife from the Earth

I was alive and knew three men just like you

Only they had horns

And knew the value of low lying vegetation

You may know something they didn’t

But I doubt it

You gave me a name in Latin

My mother gave me a mountain for a tombstone

I am a child of the dirt

You are the youngest son of a lawyer

Your wife has borrowed you from an asteroid and she knows it

It is coming back

I am dead and filled with a little bit of moon dust

But once was alive and fought kings

I died and was filled with that moon dust

But first I had the decency to teach my kids how to grow feathers and fly

Fucking keep up

 


John McDonough is a New England transplant living in Dickinson, North Dakota with his wife, two dogs, and lizard: John Jr. He enjoys fossil hunting, smoking cigars, and playing disk golf. His poetic inspirations include Sid Vicious, Roberto Clemente, and CM Punk.

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